If only politicians were cicadas. At least we’d have a longer cycle of silence before the commencement of incessant droning and that annoying buzzing about. The only difference is cicadas, while butt-ugly, die after they mate.
What if the epidural doesn’t kick in?
It seems like in every TV birth (I know, I know), they get to the
hospital and it’s too late for the epidural. I don’t think I can
meditate the pain away like Beyoncé described while giving birth to Blue
A 7-year-old and a 10-year-old have been placed under a gag order, along with their parents, preventing
them from ever speaking about fracking again under a settlement from a
drilling company whose fracking practices near their Pennsylvania home
caused their entire family to suffer from weird ailments. WORLD -1
Chances are if you’ve ever had trouble
buttoning a pair of jeans in a fitting room, someone has thrown this
adage over the door: “Don’t worry, Marilyn Monroe was a size 16” — along
with the next size up.
So I could’ve married my cousin, Marc,
when I was 13 in Tennessee and we could now be 35 years into Ohio-based
bliss but, so far, I cannot marry my partner anywhere else and legally
leave her any of my crap in Ohio? SMH. And this is what the Obergefell/Arthur family is upset about.
A super-conservative Christian consultant group tried to
ease equally super-conservative Rep. Michele Bachmann’s migraine pain by
gifting her with a head massager but accidentally bought her a “female
pleasure machine” instead. WORLD +2
If Zimmerman is guilty of anything, it was prosecutors,
not jurors, who let him walk free. That kind of over-charging isn’t alien
to Hamilton County, but it too rarely is questioned by reporters,
especially when pleas to lesser charges are accepted by prosecutors and
Northern Kentucky’s Sarah Jones is a statistic, one of
many public school teachers caught having sex with students. Jones’
conviction joins her local identity with “former Bengals cheerleader.” Now, she could become more widely known as winner of a
vexing First Amendment case.