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Worst Week Ever! May 25-31

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 25, 2016
Oklahoma politicians make national news for reasons you would have guessed; Ohio continues to wish there was some sort of way to figure out how to legalize weed; Ohio police appear not to get why people want them to wear body cams and more.
  

Media Musings From Cincinnati and Beyond

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 25, 2016
St. Louis County prosecutors finally dropped phony charges against two reporters covering unrest two years ago in Ferguson, Mo. In exchange, the reporters promised not to sue the cops.  

When We Get It Wrong

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Everywhere I’ve worked and regardless of the medium, I’ve heard similar reader complaints: “You got it wrong.”  And the too-frequent follow-up: “If you can’t get something that simple right, how can I trust the rest of what you report?”  

Worst Week Ever! May 18-24

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Texas town spends $60 million on high school football stadium; good folks of the internet offer helpful assistance with George Zimmerman's punk-ass gun sale; historic mosaic pieces coming to a convention center near you and more.
  

Media Musings From Cincinnati and Beyond

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 18, 2016
In some European communities, Christians sought to avoid or mitigate plague with processions of men whipping themselves bloody as they moaned through the narrow streets. Those unfailingly ineffective attempts to appease a loving God came to mind as I followed the comments of today’s penitent political journalists.  

Today’s Penitent Political Journalists

0 Comments · Thursday, May 12, 2016
Until recently, the possibility that Donald Trump might speak for the Grand Old Party of Ike, Taft, George I and II and Ronny was so remote that it wasn’t a story.   

Worst Week Ever! May 11-17

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 11, 2016
Ted Cruz emulates humanoid behavior by talking about 'could have would have should have'; Facebook adds new feature to appear thankful without actually having to say it; local hipster points accrued for celebrating Mother's Day before it was cool and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! May 04-10

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 4, 2016
Nefarious weasel takes time out of busy day to knock superconducting machine offline; Colorado gets high enough to come up with radical idea; washed-up liquor spokesperson brings bankruptcy and bad attitude to Coney Town and more.
  

The Enquirer's 'Agenda' and the Dennison Hotel

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 27, 2016
In spite of its January declaration of a new day, The Enquirer’s latest offering — a show of support for tearing down the Dennison Hotel building on Main Street — was a typical ode to the powers that be.  

Worst Week Ever! April 27 - May 03

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Cracker Jack modernizes toy prizes to appeal to today's brats who have everything; UK warns citizens about the worst states in America and more. Plus, see those train tracks? Don't park on them!
  

Worst Week Ever! April 20-26

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Fate of historic building to be debated for a while longer; female college students receive helpful advice from dipshit governor; summer to occur despite invasion of biblical insects and more.
  

Media Musings from Cincinnati and Beyond

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Here’s the perfect story for some aspiring TV journalist passing through Cincinnati and eager for an award-winning clip: Ask hospitals and other institutions/businesses why they post their signs banning deadly weapons inside.
  

Obama and Megyn Kelly: Media Critics

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 13, 2016
President Obama and Fox’s Megyn Kelly could be a Saturday Night Live duo, satirizing Obama and Kelly. Their latest schtick is to blame the news media for the rise of Donald Trump. Seriously?
  

Worst Week Ever! April 13-19

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Dayton becomes first Ohio city to take stance against other states that are dumb; spawn of Donald Trump avoid having to vote for evil father; celebration of new soccer team's first win includes theft of team's banner and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! April 06-12

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 6, 2016
State department advises ugly Americans to stay home and watch TV on Spring Break; John Kasich reportedly willing to start talking about being 'on fleek' and swagger'; bored with fucking up the government, tea party legislators leave office and more.