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Worst Week Ever! May 04-10

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 4, 2016
Nefarious weasel takes time out of busy day to knock superconducting machine offline; Colorado gets high enough to come up with radical idea; washed-up liquor spokesperson brings bankruptcy and bad attitude to Coney Town and more.
  

The Enquirer's 'Agenda' and the Dennison Hotel

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 27, 2016
In spite of its January declaration of a new day, The Enquirer’s latest offering — a show of support for tearing down the Dennison Hotel building on Main Street — was a typical ode to the powers that be.  

Worst Week Ever! April 27 - May 03

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Cracker Jack modernizes toy prizes to appeal to today's brats who have everything; UK warns citizens about the worst states in America and more. Plus, see those train tracks? Don't park on them!
  

Worst Week Ever! April 20-26

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Fate of historic building to be debated for a while longer; female college students receive helpful advice from dipshit governor; summer to occur despite invasion of biblical insects and more.
  

Media Musings from Cincinnati and Beyond

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Here’s the perfect story for some aspiring TV journalist passing through Cincinnati and eager for an award-winning clip: Ask hospitals and other institutions/businesses why they post their signs banning deadly weapons inside.
  

Obama and Megyn Kelly: Media Critics

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 13, 2016
President Obama and Fox’s Megyn Kelly could be a Saturday Night Live duo, satirizing Obama and Kelly. Their latest schtick is to blame the news media for the rise of Donald Trump. Seriously?
  

Worst Week Ever! April 13-19

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Dayton becomes first Ohio city to take stance against other states that are dumb; spawn of Donald Trump avoid having to vote for evil father; celebration of new soccer team's first win includes theft of team's banner and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! April 06-12

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 6, 2016
State department advises ugly Americans to stay home and watch TV on Spring Break; John Kasich reportedly willing to start talking about being 'on fleek' and swagger'; bored with fucking up the government, tea party legislators leave office and more.
  

National GOP Doesn’t Have a Say on Trump

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 30, 2016
To quote columnist Robert Fisk in a different context, “If this wasn’t tragic, it would be farce.” The tragedy is the ease with which Republican presidential aspirants manipulate news cycles.
  

Worst Week Ever! March 30 - April 05

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Pollution of America's waterways temporarily produces artificial beauty; Cowboys owner/noted medical genius sees no link between NFL and brain disease; God isn't the only sky creature who has no love for most of the human race and more.
  

Oh, Donald: We Hardly Knew Ye

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 30, 2016
I have been intently listening to and reading the invisible ink between the lines of Trump’s utterances, and we have not given him nearly enough credit.  

Worst Week Ever! March 23-29

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 23, 2016
Pope joins Instagram to the delight of online believers; GOP will not consider SCOTUS nominee or anything else Obama wants; scientists believe dogs are more intelligent than we give the little bastards credit for and more.  

I’m Goin’ Down

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 23, 2016
This will neither take long nor take a lengthy explanation. Thank God idiots — namely, men, in this case — are idiots of the highest order who make their idiocy abundantly clear.  

Trump-as-Hitler Analogies

0 Comments · Friday, March 18, 2016
It didn’t take long before politicians and commentators in the news media began likening Donald Trump to Hitler or Mussolini.  

Worst Week Ever! March 9-15

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Republican group might need to hire one of them social media managers; Syrian refugees introduced to Western culture courtesy of furry convention; Trump revises Cincinnati trip fearing how tiny hands would look holding a coney and more.