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Community Values

0 Comments · Thursday, March 16, 2000
-- Today, The Roadshow has traveled here to the Albert B. Sabin Convention Center in Cincinnati, Ohio. Thousands of folks have turned out to talk to our experts, so let's go right to the floor for o  

Small World Big Deals

0 Comments · Thursday, March 9, 2000
5:01 p.m. EST: The end of a damn lousy trading day. The Dow skids 200-plus. The S&P's off a little over 1.2326734908123447109 percent. And for good measure, I find out I've been mispronouncing Alan   

United They Stand, United We Fall

0 Comments · Thursday, February 24, 2000
Time Warner and AOL. Exxon and Mobil. GlaxoWellcome and SmithKline Beecham. Chrysler and Daimler-Benz. MCI and Sprint. Whew. In case you haven't been paying attention, corporations worldwide are in   

Working Out (Some Issues)

0 Comments · Thursday, February 17, 2000
Bitter winds sweep south into the U.S. from the country that pioneered the flannel-lined cocktail dress; thermometers continue to show less mercury than Charlie the Tuna's last blood test; snow so p  

Aesoptional

0 Comments · Thursday, February 3, 2000
The Spider and the Fly"This web, in this neighborhood, I think you can get 475, maybe 495," the fly told the spider. "Really?" the spider asked. "That much?" "The market's very active right now.   

Sawdust Memories

0 Comments · Thursday, January 27, 2000
My lover and I go to the circus every time it comes to town. I because I'm enchanted by the ballet-slippered nymph who stands on the bare back of the serious white stallion as he gallops round the   

Birth of a Notion

0 Comments · Thursday, January 13, 2000
Phase 1: Inception. Steal or duplicate an idea for a product. Explain the idea to several close friends, who declare it a surefire success but in reality simply don't have the heart to tell you they  

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Bang! You're Did

0 Comments · Thursday, January 6, 2000
The decision to get the shaft of my penis pierced wasn't made overnight. I discussed it with my girlfriend, my family, my clergyman, my shrink, my mechanic, the pizza delivery guy and Dr. Laura. All  

Sawdust Memories

0 Comments · Thursday, October 7, 1999
My lover and I go to the circus every time it comes to town. It's because I'm enchanted by the ballet-slippered nymph who stands on the bare back of the serious white stallion as he gallops round   

I Got Plenty of Plenty

0 Comments · Thursday, September 30, 1999
This was not brunch. It was too early for brunch. This was breakfast, pure and simple. OK, pure. Because, believe me, when faced with a stainless-and-sneeze-guarded, two-sided, burgeoning and bount  

De-Voted

0 Comments · Thursday, September 23, 1999
In just under six weeks, Cincinnati voters will go to the polls and vote for the men and women they feel are best qualified to lead the city into the 21st century. Of course, that means we'll re-el  

A Series of Mild Strokes

0 Comments · Thursday, September 16, 1999
Greenback Harbor Country Club, 8:45 a.m. I am not a golfer. Which is exactly why Clay, Trey and Dave asked me to shoot a round with them this morning. Today I will be playing the role of the buffoo  

Bang! You're Did.

0 Comments · Thursday, September 9, 1999
The decision to get the shaft of my penis pierced wasn't made overnight. I discussed it with my girlfriend, my family, my clergyman, my shrink, my mechanic, the pizza delivery guy and Dr. Laura. A  

The Jungles of Quac Kwaq Qwak

0 Comments · Thursday, September 2, 1999
A robbery in Devou Park was foiled yesterday when the intended victim pulled a concealed weapon and shot his assailant. Police said the man who did the shooting was licensed to carry the handgun a  

Thousands Cheer. One hand Claps.

0 Comments · Thursday, August 26, 1999
Fresno. An average ­ some might say bland ­ middle-class town approximately halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles. Not a place one usually associates with the hot and the happenin