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Worst Week Ever!: Nov. 21-27

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 28, 2012
SATURDAY NOV. 24: The best way to increase public safety is to get things that imperil it off the street … and then auction them off to the public so they’ll be back on the streets. That’s the bulletproof rationale the Kentucky State Police are employing by selling confiscated firearms to gun dealers.   

Worst Week Ever!: Nov. 14-19

0 Comments · Tuesday, November 20, 2012
MONDAY NOV. 19: Justin Bieber won artist of the year at the AMA awards last night, leading readers of things everywhere to become less jaded by all the publications that run “Signs of the Apocalypse” blurbs within them.  

Worst Week Ever!: Nov. 7-13

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 14, 2012
FRIDAY NOV. 9: Fox 19 news anchor Tricia Macke today extended a forced apology to MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow for writing that Maddow “is such an angry young man” on her personal Facebook page last month.  

Worst Week Ever!: Oct. 31-Nov. 5

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 7, 2012
WEDNESDAY OCT. 31: Space jumper Felix Baumgartner discouraged American leaders from funding exploration to Mars during a recent interview. According to Baumgartner, the red planet probably sucks and the money that would be used on such trips in the future would be better invested on the planet we presently live on.  

Worst Week Ever!: Oct. 24-29

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 31, 2012
SUNDAY OCT. 28: Many people who read today’s Enquirer endorsement of Mitt Romney for president likely set the paper down, said something like “I need to move out of this [expletive] city” and then googled “Jobs where newspapers don’t endorse Sarah Palin.”   

Worst Week Ever!: Oct. 17-23

3 Comments · Wednesday, October 24, 2012
TUESDAY OCT. 23: Like Galileo, Christina Aguilera’s recent bomb of an album, Bionic, was “ahead of its time” ... at least according Aguilera.   

Worst Week Ever!: Oct. 10-16

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 17, 2012
 
THURSDAY OCT. 11: The Reds today became the first team in National League history to blow a 2-0 lead in a five-game Division Series. This latest painful postseason exit for a Cincinnati sports team caused more chafing than others because of how well the Reds played during the regular season, and for the first time in like 20 years local sports fans thought their team had a legitimate shot at winning a title.  

Worst Week Ever!: Oct. 3-9

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 10, 2012
MONDAY OCT. 8: Pizza Hut will give an audience member at next week’s presidential debate at Hofstra University free pizza for life if they exploit the town hall format of it and ask one of the candidates if they prefer sausage or pepperoni as a topping during the debate.  

Worst Week Ever!: Sept. 26-Oct. 2

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 3, 2012
FRIDAY SEPT. 28: All most people know about Arctic expeditions from yesteryear is that they were cold and everyone had to eat mad pemmican, until an NPR blog published today detailed the contents of the first aid kit brought along by British explorer Ernest Shackleton and his men on their Nimrod expedition in 1907.   

Worst Week Ever!: Sept. 19-25

0 Comments · Wednesday, September 26, 2012
MONDAY SEPT. 24: That loud sound you heard late Monday night was a gigantic moan from fans of the Green Bay Packers,  whose team (literally — they own it) was robbed on a last-second, desperation heave from the Seattle Seahawks which resulted in the game-winning touchdown.   

Worst Week Ever!: Sept. 12-18

0 Comments · Wednesday, September 19, 2012
THURSDAY SEPT. 13: Amanda Bynes, once named one of Teen People’s “25 Hottest Stars Under 25” got herself into hot water today after paparazzi filmed her driving around for hours while hitting a marijuana pipe that looks like a car lighter.  

Worst Week Ever! Sept. 5-11

0 Comments · Wednesday, September 12, 2012
MONDAY SEPT. 10: Because of the lack of effectiveness of those commercials in which a car full of Stony Maloneys runs over a kid on a bike whilst ordering at the drive-thru as if their car was Grave Digger and the little kid was a rusty car positioned in front of it, other avenues are being explored to make people not like smoking pot.   

Worst Week Ever!: Aug. 29-Sept. 4

0 Comments · Wednesday, September 5, 2012
SUNDAY SEPT. 2: Carolyn Washburn, editor and vice president of The Enquirer, wrote a piece in today’s edition explaining the new look of the paper’s print edition. Washburn said the new look of the paper will be like the Weekly Reader newspapers you used to get in grade school, but with fewer pictures of animals.  

Worst Week Ever!: Aug. 22-28

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 29, 2012
THURSDAY AUG. 23: The University of Toledo Medical Center today announced that its kidney transplant program has been suspended following a botched transplant earlier this month resulted in a kidney being ruined by “human error.”  

Worst Week Ever!: Aug. 15-21

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 22, 2012
SATURDAY AUG. 18: According to ABC News, librarians at Guantanamo Bay’s prison detention center have had to order more copies of the 1990s TV show The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air starring Will Smith because a lot of prisoners like watching it.