Jailed labor force financially benefits Clermont County; Shakespeare likely high on weed a lot; Papa John's settles with delivery drivers after shorting them for a while; Mayor Cranley appoints guy to Historic Conservation Board who loves tearing down old buildings; Rabbit Hash frets over proposed Rising Star Casino ferry plan.
Robot umpires make their debut; a Texas man shoots an armadillo and receives instant karma; Kraft Singles launches a recall; the contents of the bottle in Sam DuBose's car is analyzed; and the New York Times explains why women feel cold in the office.
Many Americans grew sick and tired of
University of Kentucky fans bragging and acting like they were the ones
boxing out and draining three-pointers during the Wildcats’ impressive
undefeated run through the regular college basketball season this year.
If there is one thing that American
grocery stores can agree on, it’s that they would rather see most of
their unsold yet edible food go into the dumpster than the digestive
system of people who for one reason or another can’t afford to purchase
Politics are a stupid sham because the
people you get to choose from live lives nothing like yours, care little
about how yours is going and spend all their time on the clock
pandering and entertaining the rich so they can afford to run in future
Forty-eight of Cincinnati’s 2,918 elevators are not up to code, according to records analyzed by an Enquirer
reporter who probably was assigned an elevator investigation as
punishment for doing something wrong.
People in America like to talk about how
snitches and rats are bad until they themselves become defendants facing
dozens of years in a cell and then decide snitching and not being in
prison sound just fine.
Not too long ago, the school of thought
espoused by those who liked George W. Bush when he was giving speeches
that sounded as if Ricky from Trailer Park Boys wrote them was
that people who don’t like the president are not American.
Sometimes you hear about a particular
thing you don’t care about with such frequency that you wonder if you
are supposed to start caring about it or if those who shape our society
are just hellbent on distracting you from important things that are
occurring in the world we live in.