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Another Seven Days of Bad Words and Good Candy

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 10, 2008
A local judge put the smack down last week after a defendant mumbled that it was bullshit that he'd have to stay in jail until his court date. Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Robert Ruehlman thought that an alleged Northside Taliband gang member saying "bullshit" in his courtroom was actually bullshit itself, so he sentenced him to six months.  

Another Seven Days of Gay Penguins and Dead Deers

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 3, 2008
With a serious budget deficit looming and the option of taking away a 1996 tax credit from homeowners to reduce layoffs, Hamilton County Commissioners today said, "Um, no, we better not do that."  

Another Seven Days of Free Terrorists and New GNR

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 26, 2008
We at WWE! don't always try our best. But our journalistic indifference results in harmless poop jokes and curse words, unlike Cincinnati Enquirer reporters, whose bad sense of humor often results in the public embarrassment of poor people.  

Another Seven Days of Ditching Kids and Fighting H8

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 19, 2008
A Catholic church in South Carolina has some new rules for its parishioners who voted for Barack Obama for president: They have to tell God they're sorry before taking communion again.  

Another Seven Days of Melting Ice and Jelly Bean Votes

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 5, 2008
With the economy still reeling from recent bank failures and credit crunches, a couple of artists in New York City decided to show what it would look like if the economy were literally melting down.  

Another Seven Days of Smokers and Teachers in Trouble

2 Comments · Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Vice presidential nominee/sassy maverick sidekick Sarah Palin last week unveiled numerous metaphorical characters who would benefit from a Republican administration.   

Another Seven Days of Alcoholic Disputes and Voter Resolutions

1 Comment · Wednesday, October 22, 2008
John McCain today did his best to try to halt Barack Obama's increasing momentum, arguing during the final presidential debate that the liberal senator will raise taxes, spread everyone's money...  

Another Seven Days of Racist Dogs and Mean Squirrels

2 Comments · Wednesday, October 15, 2008
There are drawbacks to living in a battleground state during election season, and The Enquirer today detailed one of the big negatives that comes with the consideration that politicians pretend to have for us: This shit costs us money!  

Another Seven Days of Bad Parenting and Free Bacon

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Brenda Nesselroad-Slaby's terrible parenting skills might have resulted in a child dying a slow and excruciating death this summer, but that didn't stop her from accepting an invitation to kick it with a sympathetic talk show host.  

Another Seven Days of Putin Flying Over Our Airspace

1 Comment · Wednesday, October 1, 2008
John McCain heard about President Bush's proposed $700 billion economic-help-out plan today and said, "Hold it! America needs help from a maverick! I'm going to Washington!" and then he postponed his presidential campaign.  

Another seven days of old guns and new hotels

0 Comments · Thursday, September 25, 2008
John McCain spoke to a Spanish radio station today, explaining how he became a war hero, spited fellow Republicans by supporting abortion rights and then ran for president by mocking and then using his opponents' catch phrases.   

Made In Mexico

0 Comments · Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Another battle of semantics reared its easily-manipulated head today, as John McCain accused Barack Obama of calling his cute new running mate a pig.   

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Another seven days of monkey attacks and casino money

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 27, 2008
WEDNESDAY AUG. 20 With gay marriage now legalized in certain liberal, left-wing, radical, God-hating states in America, many companies are taking advantage of the expensive formality that is an Amer  

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Another seven days of defending the moral fabric (latex)

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 20, 2008
WEDNESDAY AUG. 13 Bad news for white people: A new study by the government says that whites will no longer make up a majority of Americans by 2042. And by 2050 the whites will be down to 46 percent,  

Another seven days of spying, cheating and illegal touching

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 13, 2008
A couple of anti-violence groups found out last week that one of their higher-ups doesn't even care about stopping gun violence and sells their anti-gun plans to the National Rifle Association.