WEDNESDAY JUNE 11 Cincinnati will soon have a new tallest building, and it is going to look tight as hell because architects designed the top to look like Princess Diana's tiara. According to  

WEDNESDAY JUNE 4 A day after all but securing the Democratic nomination for president, Barack Obama celebrated at a Minnesota rally by unveiling a youthful display of affection for his wife: t  

WEDNESDAY MAY 28 Former Press Secretary Scott McClellan last week released a new tell-all book about life inside the Bush Administration and the White House's only response was to say, "Scot  

WEDNESDAY MAY 21 Hamilton County Sheriff's officers who have tattoos underneath their winter uniforms received some bad news today: Sheriff Simon Leis has banned visible tattoos on all uniformed  

WEDNESDAY MAY 14 House Republicans' latest attempt to appear vague but full of care for Americans is the releasing of their 2008 campaign slogans: "Change You Deserve" and "American Famili  

WEDNESDAY MAY 7 Certain San Diego State University students were a little too nonchalant in their illegal drug selling practices last semester, and federal authorities took 'em down for distr  

WEDNESDAY APRIL 30 First it was the rainbow, now it's the geographical designation of perfectly ambivalent island dwellers that's being threatened by the gays. The AP reported today that thr  

WEDNESDAY APRIL 23 Wanna know how to save the Earth? Well, we at WWE! don't really think it's possible, but the latest report from the United Nations' World Food Program suggests that it's  

WEDNESDAY APRIL 16 Former fan-favorite Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson has informed the media that Carson Palmer's name ain't Bennett and he ain't in it. Upon learning that Palmer though  

WEDNESDAY APRIL 9 Local goetta maker Daniel Glier took some of his German breakfast meat to the White House to give to President Bush today, and the president promptly asked him, "What's goe  

WEDNESDAY APRIL 2 Local politicians and business leaders participated in a classic white collar ritual today, digging with golden shovels at the site of the future Banks project to symbolize t  

WEDNESDAY MARCH 26 President Bush called Chinese President Hu Jintao today and told him it's not cool that China has been beating up all those monk guys lately. According to Reuters, GW asked  

WEDNESDAY MARCH 19 Republican lawmakers on Tuesday said "Hell naw" to Gov. Ted Strickland's notion that Keno machines are a good way to offset state budget deficits. According to the AP, St  

WEDNESDAY MARCH 12 The U.S. State Department released its annual analysis of human rights practices throughout the world today, designating China as an "authoritarian human rights abuser," a  

WEDNESDAY MARCH 5 Scientists flooded the Grand Canyon today to simulate the natural flows of water that once replenished its complex ecosystems. According to the AP, Secretary of the Interior