Brenda Nesselroad-Slaby's terrible parenting skills might have resulted in a child dying a slow and excruciating death this summer, but that didn't stop her from accepting an invitation to kick it with a sympathetic talk show host.  

John McCain heard about President Bush's proposed $700 billion economic-help-out plan today and said, "Hold it! America needs help from a maverick! I'm going to Washington!" and then he postponed his presidential campaign.  

John McCain spoke to a Spanish radio station today, explaining how he became a war hero, spited fellow Republicans by supporting abortion rights and then ran for president by mocking and then using his opponents' catch phrases.   

Another battle of semantics reared its easily-manipulated head today, as John McCain accused Barack Obama of calling his cute new running mate a pig.   

WEDNESDAY AUG. 20 With gay marriage now legalized in certain liberal, left-wing, radical, God-hating states in America, many companies are taking advantage of the expensive formality that is an Amer  

WEDNESDAY AUG. 13 Bad news for white people: A new study by the government says that whites will no longer make up a majority of Americans by 2042. And by 2050 the whites will be down to 46 percent,  

A couple of anti-violence groups found out last week that one of their higher-ups doesn't even care about stopping gun violence and sells their anti-gun plans to the National Rifle Association.  

A respected organization of physicians has released an official warning of the dangers associated with text messaging, and the AP made some calls  

WEDNESDAY JULY 23: George Bush gave a group of Texas Republicans the lowdown on the country's housing-market mess and really bad economy last week  

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WEDNESDAY JULY 9 Iran stepped up its effort in the 2008 War Games today, firing numerous missiles into the air to show that Israel isn't the only defensive Middle Eastern nation with scary we  

WEDNESDAY JULY 2 News out of Iran today suggests that leaders of the homosexual-free nation are either completely unafraid of the U.S. or complete and total smartasses worthy of intense bombar  

WEDNESDAY JUNE 25 The Supreme Court today finally put and end to the question of whether or not the Second Amendment is an inherent staple of democracy or an outdated symbol of poor people hav  

WEDNESDAY JUNE 18 Home City Ice is in big trouble -- perhaps $100 million of it -- after a federal investigation connected the locally based company to a price-fixing scheme  

WEDNESDAY JUNE 11 Cincinnati will soon have a new tallest building, and it is going to look tight as hell because architects designed the top to look like Princess Diana's tiara. According to