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Worst Week Ever! Feb. 03-09

0 Comments · Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Poverty expert says Cincy is doing a good job dealing with the poors; wealthy influencers invest megabucks on local politician; tea party happy to offer idiotic input on heroin problem and more. 
  

Worst Week Ever! Jan. 27 - Feb. 02

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Kasich stands zero chance of earning nomination, comes up with rad idea anyway; wacko Texas politician diagnosed with Obamacare; Enquirer takes down accurate headline over some bullshit and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! Jan. 20-26

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Local political windbags share more opinions about sports; Ohio Republicans create medical marijuana task force to help themselves; Buckeye State best at making annoying phone calls and more.  

Worst Week Ever! Jan. 13-19

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Maine governor debuts plan to combat heroin epidemic with old-fashioned racism; record Powerball jackpot is chance to become God, despite what haters say about odds; streetcar hours pique interest of argumentative Cincinnatians and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! Jan. 06-12

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 6, 2016
GM sees potential in drunk people with smartphones; Ohio Secretary of State rules that politicians' names don't matter; Enquirer publishes incredibly racist, idiotic opinion letter and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! Dec. 30-Jan. 05

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Hilarious weed-smoking sloth makes smoking weed look fun; Kasich does something that kind of makes it sound possible for convicts to get jobs; feds mock lack of sensible immigration policy by making jokes about Santa's reindeer and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! Dec. 16-22

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Ohio GOP leaders say they'll support Trump; Justice Scalia says what less-advanced racists are thinking; the middle class is shrinking beginning with its bank account and more.   

Worst Week Ever! Dec. 09-15

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 9, 2015
Climate change BS still annoys us; Washington Post reminds us all to keep thinking of dreams in context of race; 9/11 first responders fight for health care because politicians are disgusting and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! Dec. 02-08

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 2, 2015
Oakland A's pitcher imperils national security; Kasich takes time to focus on football fanboy issues; six- and seven-figure-income-having athletes; Time Warner Cable forces columnist to go meta to hit deadline.
  

Worst Week Ever! Nov. 25-Dec. 1

0 Comments · Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Cranley emails self-righteous press statement and wishes someone had paused it; meanwhile at the NRA; women earning closer to equal pay, but that's only kind of good; weed investors regret Buddie mascot; research chimps to receive gold watches for catching hell all those years.
  

Worst Week Ever! Nov. 18-24

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Renewed interest in what others think fuels Cranley concert-promotion efforts; terrorist attacks in Paris prompt Rob Lowe to share immigration policy tips; uniforms make Bills and Jets look the same to colorblind fans; OSU sues Horseshoe Casino over attempts to copyright generic name
  

Worst Week Ever! Nov. 11-17

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Election Day problems; Kentucky's new governor; military salutes at sporting games funded with tax dollars; Cleveland's disappointing sports tax news; Jeb Bush's story of email about Nazi-killing time travel
  

Worst Week Ever! Oct. 14-20

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 14, 2015
American educators subtly use weather as device to advance their work-from-home agenda; Enquirer seeks story idea help, looks to most gullible readers for suggestions; report commissioned by parks tax supporters finds parks tax is a great idea; gun owners near site of recent shooting spree ask public not to be upset by gun violence; Bengals win again, astrophysicist confirms this is real and not park of parallel universe
  

Worst Week Ever! Oct. 07-13

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Indian Republican shares sex video with contacts list, then shares resignation letter; your lack of grammar skills is keeping you from getting laid; hiring event in Africa hundreds of years ago filled many labor positions, according to textbook; overlord royal Hillary Clinton unveils gun control proposals; clothing retailer that featured lots of butts in advertisements ends up ass out
  

Worst Week Ever! Sept. 30-Oct. 06

0 Comments · Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Hedge Fund manager with power to put profits over human lives does exactly that; Pope comes to America, informs members of Congress they suck at their jobs; black people only vote to get free stuff and noted election-rigger Jeb Bush knows it; Bill Nye goes off on anti-abortionists; teary orange politician quits and 'WWE!' gets harder to write