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Worst Week Ever! April 27 - May 03

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Cracker Jack modernizes toy prizes to appeal to today's brats who have everything; UK warns citizens about the worst states in America and more. Plus, see those train tracks? Don't park on them!
  

Worst Week Ever! April 20-26

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Fate of historic building to be debated for a while longer; female college students receive helpful advice from dipshit governor; summer to occur despite invasion of biblical insects and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! April 13-19

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Dayton becomes first Ohio city to take stance against other states that are dumb; spawn of Donald Trump avoid having to vote for evil father; celebration of new soccer team's first win includes theft of team's banner and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! April 06-12

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 6, 2016
State department advises ugly Americans to stay home and watch TV on Spring Break; John Kasich reportedly willing to start talking about being 'on fleek' and swagger'; bored with fucking up the government, tea party legislators leave office and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! March 30 - April 05

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Pollution of America's waterways temporarily produces artificial beauty; Cowboys owner/noted medical genius sees no link between NFL and brain disease; God isn't the only sky creature who has no love for most of the human race and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! March 23-29

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 23, 2016
Pope joins Instagram to the delight of online believers; GOP will not consider SCOTUS nominee or anything else Obama wants; scientists believe dogs are more intelligent than we give the little bastards credit for and more.  

Worst Week Ever! March 9-15

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Republican group might need to hire one of them social media managers; Syrian refugees introduced to Western culture courtesy of furry convention; Trump revises Cincinnati trip fearing how tiny hands would look holding a coney and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! March 2-8

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 9, 2016
FBI confused about iPhones, proposes trampling privacy rights to address issue; officer not charged in crash thanks to helpful coworkers; rad tech used to determine identity of artist who wished to remain anonymous and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! Feb. 24-March 1

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 2, 2016
Attempt to discuss social issues in the workplace goes predictably wrong; uniquely shaped Ohio building faces uncertain future; God sends message to Catholics about evil snacks and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! Feb. 17-23

0 Comments · Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Kase Dawg realizes he has zero shot of becoming prez; service animals can only be certain types of animals, because people ruin everything; supreme court justice performs job duties like stoned, shy high school student and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! Feb. 10-16

0 Comments · Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Kentucky takes action to make hate-spewing employee as comfortable as possible; Einstein was right about something haters doubted; Scalia's legacy to be tested by anyone reasonable and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! Feb. 3-9

0 Comments · Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Poverty expert says Cincy is doing a good job dealing with the poors; wealthy influencers invest megabucks on local politician; tea party happy to offer idiotic input on heroin problem and more. 
  

Worst Week Ever! Jan. 27 - Feb. 02

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Kasich stands zero chance of earning nomination, comes up with rad idea anyway; wacko Texas politician diagnosed with Obamacare; Enquirer takes down accurate headline over some bullshit and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! Jan. 20-26

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Local political windbags share more opinions about sports; Ohio Republicans create medical marijuana task force to help themselves; Buckeye State best at making annoying phone calls and more.  

Worst Week Ever! Jan. 13-19

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Maine governor debuts plan to combat heroin epidemic with old-fashioned racism; record Powerball jackpot is chance to become God, despite what haters say about odds; streetcar hours pique interest of argumentative Cincinnatians and more.