Dear Family and Friends, Dang, it's hard to believe the holidays are here again and another year is at an end. Laura and I hope this letter finds you and yours unforeclosed upon, personally untouc  

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SEN. JOHN MCCAIN: First, General Petraeus, I want to thank you for once again appearing before this committee. Your testimony of two weeks ago regarding the political and military situation in Iraq  

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Over the course of my adult life, I've made countless New Year's resolutions. Regrettably, few have stuck. This I attribute to a lack of specificity and, as a result, a surplus of wiggle room. For  

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