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Gays know married life, even if it's not legalized

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 21, 2004
Just out of curiosity, are you married yourself? Because if you're not, where do you get off telling married people how married sex should/could be? -- Amy K. Maybe you missed the reference to   

Unfulfilled she-male fantasy poses problem for a marriage

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 14, 2004
I am a massage girl -- wink, wink -- who provides men with happy endings. I enjoy porn, especially guy-on-guy porn, and I like to think of myself as very open. I'm also happily married. Until recen  

Wife receives tongue-lashing for complaining about her husband's behavior

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 7, 2004
I've been with my husband for 4.5 years. I'm currently very frustrated. My husband can't maintain an erection while performing oral sex on me. He manually stimulates himself while giving me oral se  

Ringing in the new year Savage style

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 31, 2003
Asked to share their favorite, fondest and most cherished (sex-related) holiday experiences, my readers sent in so many uplifting, deeply moving, Chicken-Soup-for-the-Pervert's-Soul stories that I c  

Oh, come all ye faithful: sexually charged holiday tales

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 24, 2003
Last year I devoted an entire column to horrifying true stories of desperate and/or depressing holiday sex. This year, on the suggestion of a Savage Love reader, I'm devoting an entire column to my   

A whole different breed of meat-eater

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Bernd Brandes was recorded on video in 2001 eating his own penis. Brandes isn't an auto-fellator, like others who've written in, but a man who wanted to be eaten by a cannibal. He found one on the   

Hot with your pants down

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 10, 2003
On an episode of The Sopranos, a hunk went to the bathroom, where he died, and the camera caught the actor sitting in a position with his pants and shorts down around his ankles. It made me so hot   

Going In-Santorum

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 3, 2003
I was listening to the radio today, and Rick Santorum was mentioned. The frst thought that popped into my head was, "Santorum? That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduc  

Tampons used to enhance masturbation fun

0 Comments · Tuesday, November 25, 2003
I'm a woman in my early 20s, and I love to insert a tampon in my rear end when I masturbate. It gets me off, but I feel dirty. Is this normal? Do other people share this pleasure? Does it have a na  

When is a cheat actually a dirty rotten scoundrel?

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 19, 2003
My boyfriend of three years cheated on me with a girl in Canada. Then he came home and had a phone and e-mail relationship with her, and then he went to visit her in Canada again. When I found out   

Blowjobs can slide down easily

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 12, 2003
My fiancée is having trouble going down on me. She can usually last five minutes before her jaw starts hurting. It's big; what can I do? When we try, she has me lie down on my back while she k  

Shaving pubic hair is all the rage

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 5, 2003
I need help understanding a recently observed trend. As a physician, I see lots of naked bodies. For several years I've noticed that, generally speaking, many straight patients (men and women) in t  

Where the gay boys are

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 29, 2003
I'm a gay, healthy, native dude from the Midwest attending a sleepy university. I've got a great group of friends and a pretty well-rounded social life. With school and all the organizations I belo  

Will a woman's secret past affect her husband's chances for political office?

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 22, 2003
My husband-to-be is running for high political offce in the "Bible belt." He has a good chance of winning. I'm aware that campaigns can become ugly and personal. Before I met my husband, I dated wo  

When to buy if someone is really bisexual or just a closet case

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 15, 2003
You're a dick. I've been enjoying your column for years, but your reply last week to "Confused in Ohio," who was worried about her boy-porn-perusing boyfriend, is typical bi-phobia. I thought you h