I'm a relatively inexperienced 26-year-old young lady. I have basically spent the last four years celibate in a dead-end relationship that I'm finally out of. Recently, I met a much older man, 41,   

Please tell women that low-rise jeans only look good on a handful of people. Whenever I go out, all I see is "girl love handles" (GLH) hanging over low-rise jeans. For the love of humanity, Dan! So  

Ever since I started attending university and had full access to the Internet, I have developed a new fetish: I want to be treated like a baby. I have a girlfriend, and we've been together for over  

I'm a twentysomething legal female. For the longest time, I thought I was transgendered, as my build and tastes made me feel like a bisexual man in a woman's body. (I'm 6-foot-1 and pass for male w  

I'm a 23-year-old female. I always had big, amazing orgasms from sex and oral sex. My sex life was perfect. I decided to get a vibrator, and my boyfriend and I started using it, which was also grea  

Please excuse the lack of pussy farts and gay penguins in this e-mail, but it would be nice if you could help out a straight guy with a meat-and-potato problem every once in a while. My girlfriend  

Early last year, my married girlfriend deployed to Iraq. Prior to her leaving, she told me she was having problems with her husband. Being a good friend, I supported her. I learned via e-mail that   

As an avid reader of your column, I thought of you and only you for help with this problem. My grandmother, 78 and widowed, is a kind, generous woman who has seen her share of diffcult times. She's  

I just finished reading the letter from Forced Air Ruined the Sheets, and frankly I'm shocked! Not at FARTS' disgusting problem -- a fart "went between the lips of (her) vagina" after sex -- but sh  

I know you don't want to hear this, Dan, but marriage is about babies. By supporting the baby industry (i.e., hetero baby producers), our government keeps the country populated. Gay people can't re  

Can you explain gay marriage? I lost a friend who was a lesbian for expressing my view that marriage is meaningless. It seems to me that the point of gay marriage is to win offcial recognition that  

When I was young, I naively assumed that since male orgasm was accompanied by ejaculation female orgasm must be too. When I fnally asked a friend about "girl come," I was corrected. So for years I   

Your advice to Femme Teasing Mask, the woman who wrote in about her crossdressing, female-latex-mask-wearing boyfriend, was bullshit. You told her to break up with him, "(but) don't tell him the re  

My boyfriend of four years enjoys wearing women's clothing and acting like a submissive woman when we have sex. Nothing gets him off more. We have only just started exploring his fetish in the past  

I'm an 18-year-old senior in high school. I met a girl at a party one night and we ended up going out for about a month. During that time we never went further than me fingering her, because she di