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Break out that peanut butter and let the sunshine in

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 18, 2004
I'm a 26-year-old gay guy with a strange fetish. Mine feels like it's the strangest one out there because I've never read anything about it anywhere. Consequently, I've always felt the embarrassed a  

Hey dad can you pass me the sex toy?

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Visiting my home state, I went to a favorite store where folks buy porn, buy sex toys or sit in "private" booths and watch XXX videos. It's always crawling with gay men such as myself looking for se  

Drop dead gorgeous

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 4, 2004
I've always had a fantasy of playing with the limp body of an extremely beautiful woman who is pretending to be dead. Real death grosses me out. I've never had a problem meeting girls, but sometimes  

Do some exercise, get buff.

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 28, 2004
I'm a girl who really enjoys being fisted by my boyfriend. We don't do it too often because I worry that frequent or prolonged fisting will loosen me up too much. How much is too much? Could I becom  

It Depends

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 21, 2004
I'm a 28-year-old guy. When I make out with a girl, I produce lots of pre-come. It's often so much that my pants get wet. And it's tons worse if there's petting involved. This can be very embarrassi  

It's as big as my head

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 14, 2004
My fetish is pretty unoriginal but has been lacking attention in your column for as long as I've been reading it. I have a breast fetish. More specifically, I like bigger-than-your-head breasts. Cou  

How many times a week?

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 7, 2004
Tracking roughly the last year's worth of Savage Love, I noticed that you have published an average of 3.08 letters in each column. How many letters do you receive each week, on average? I am reall  

Can I see your I.D.?

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 30, 2004
I wanted to let you know that your advice to DOM, the 29-year-old anxious to get it on with his legal-where-he-lives 16-year-old coworker, was spot on. When I was 14, I had a very satisfying sexual  

Does my colostomy bag match my shoes?

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 23, 2004
I was talking with my Rush Limbaugh-quoting uncle, and gay marriage came up. I told him that gay men and lesbians wanted nothing more then their human rights. I told him that telling part of the pop  

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 16, 2004
My boyfriend and I have Prince Alberts, enjoy sounding and sometimes use Prince's Wands. Recently, my boyfriend suggested that we try electro-stimulation, attaching electrodes to the ends of our so  

Self-mutilation takes cut into sexual self-worth

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 9, 2004
I know this isn't a sexy or even remotely enjoyable subject, but I could really use your advice. I'm an 18-year-old girl, though I can easily pass for 25. I'm pretty attractive (though I think ever  

Guy freaked out by clear, sticky liquid caused by his erection

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 2, 2004
My problem starts when I get an erection. Within seconds my cock starts to dribble this clear, sticky liquid. This happens every time I get stiff. I guess I thought it was normal. I've had no other  

Large women weigh in on Savage's views of obesity

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 26, 2004
You hate-spewing, body-image-fascism-promoting asshole. I'm a large woman. I read your two incredibly offensive columns about "girl love handles" and the supposed "health risks" of obesity. How dar  

Threesomes are the loneliest numbers

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 19, 2004
I'm in a fairly new relationship. We've been together a year. The sex is great, but I worry that my guy will never be satisfied with just me. In his last relationship he had lots of girl-girl-guy t  

Let's give It Another Roll

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 12, 2004
You had to know letters would pour in from women pissed off at your blatantly fat-phobic, sexist response to Butter with Your Rolls, the man who thought "girl love handles" created by low-rise jean