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Judas

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By Jake Speed · April 12th, 2006 · Speedy Delivery
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Notes: My wife gave me the idea for this song after she learned that the ?newly? discovered Book of Judas revealed untold secrets about Jesus? final days. Since I enjoy the stretching of the truth, I thought I?d capitalize on such a find by speculating on what I think might be found in the fine print of Judas? book. My wife suspects that this song will mark the end of my run as the top seller in the Christian community, but you never know. If you can?t have a sense of humor, what are you left with but the truth?

Book of Judas "Click Here to Hear Judas"
4/9/06

I read the Book of Judas

I thumbed it through and through

I read the Book of Judas

Is it really true?

I showed it to the preacher

He screamed, ?Oh my word?

I showed it to the Pope, he

Said, ?this is gonna hurt?

In the book of Judas, the truth is unearthed

Jesus tells Judas ?bout his manger birth

He wasn?t born in no barn, he?s Lord for Christ?s sake

it was a Trump-sized hotel, that?s what Judas?s book states

In the book of Judas, the truth is released

The evolution question may finally rest in peace

Judas says Jesus believed in Adam and Eve

Adam was a monkey, Eve ? a chimpanzee

In the book of Judas, the truth is confessed

Jesus says to Judas, marriage is a test

No matter if you?re gay, no matter if you?re straight

Just ask Mary Magdalene, we suffer all the same

In the book of Judas, the truth is unveiled

Jesus tells Judas love your neighbor well

Love him even if he gave you up for Lent

Love him even if he votes Republican

I read the Book of Judas

It came as a surprise

I read the Book of Judas

The preacher says it lies

He said, The Bible is the truth

Each word of it is law

All except the parts of it

That don?t make sense at all

 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
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