Missing are e-mails from Hilton's publicists asking her not to speak unscripted to the press and calendar confirmation of her acting for beginners classes.
My tips for the next Sidekick targets include squeaky-clean actress Natalie Portman, who in my dreams carries around plenty of fantastic dirty secrets, including a diary of why she regrets participating in the Star Wars movies. Better yet, imagine the Sidekick contents of lip-synch princess Ashlee Simpson: countless instant messages between her and Hilton, comparing notes about maintaining fame without an ounce of talent. Their top solution: Pretend your Sidekick has been hacked for all to see.
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