Love is the Screw
If you were capitalism, I?d be your Valentine?s Day If you were a box of chocolates, I?d be your holiday weight Some things go together better than love songs and kazoos But I go together right with you
If you were President, I?d be your wire tap If you were 3 dollars, I?d be your gallon of gas Some things go together better than Kim Jong Il and nukes But I go together right with you.
Bridge: Love ain?t no peach, it?s more like a pair Like war goes with peace, like marriage goes with prayer If the world?s falling apart, then love is the screw Let?s screw up the world together, just me and you
If you were a ring of fire, I?d be your Johnny and June If you were Oprah, I?d be a book that told the truth Some things never should go together like Grammys and U2 But I go together right with you
If you were a bad halftime show, I?d be your Rolling Stones If you were a weird Olympic event, I?d be the one with brooms Some things go together better than vice presidents and aim But I love you, Happy Valentine?s Day
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