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Diner: Swizzle 2008: Can I Buy You a Drink?

Great pickup lines overheard at local bars

By Daniel Todd · February 27th, 2008 · Diner
Trying out some lines at the Gypsy Hut.
Graham Lienhart

Trying out some lines at the Gypsy Hut.

1. "Do you want to go back to my place tonight? How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?"
� Pam Diebold, bartender at Arnold's, Downtown


"Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after."
� Margie Brown, bartender at York Street Cafe, Newport

3. "You're the shit that killed Elvis, baby."
� Amy Bacigalupo, bartender at Arlins, Clifton

4. "You're much prettier when you smile."
� Caroline Neese, bartender at Strauss Haus, Covington

5. "I was gay until I saw you."
� Seante Bullock, waitress at Nicholson's Tavern & Pub, Downtown

6. "You look like a present I want to unwrap."
� Noelle, bartender at Arnold's, Downtown

7. "Fat penguin." "What?" "I was trying to think of something to break the ice."
� Mystery Person

8. "Do you wash your pants in Windex? Cause I can see myself in them."
� Manda Griffin, bartender at Carlo and Johnny's, Kenwood

9. "Are you a pirate?" "No." "Well, ARRGH you here with anyone?"
� Rachel Newkirk, manager at Village Tavern, Montgomery

10. A guy licks his finger, puts it on your shirt and says: "Let's get you out of here and get you out of those wet clothes."
� Lori Eitel, bartender at Putter's Tavern & Grill, West Chester



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