Greg Warren started his stand-up career in Cincinnati while working for P&G. Currently he lives in New York City, where he’s a developed a love of Thai food.
“I love the Thai people, I love their food,” he says, “but they lie. At least the ones at the Thai restaurant by my apartment. They lie about the wait time.” Warren discovered this one night when he was starving and in a hurry to get his dinner.
“The place is packed and I just want an honest answer on how long the wait is going to be. ‘Ten minutes,’ they tell me. And I know it’s not 10 minutes. They just put my name at the bottom of a list that looks like the ship’s manifest from the Titanic.”
Thursday-Sunday. $15-$17. Funny Bone on the Levee, Newport on the Levee, Newport, Ky., funnyboneonthelevee.com.