There are five haunts in one at this haunted theme park: The Temple of Terror (think Indy and the Temple of Doom), Dr. Psycho's Haunted Estate (The Re-Animator), Killer Klowns, the Voodoo Bayou Shanty (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) and the esteemed Middletown Haunted Trail, which offers a mile of freak outs and school busses buried on end.
New this year, for an additional 15 bones, is the Zombie Sniper Patrol at which you'll ride in a military transport and fire paintballs at a zombie horde.
Delightfully sinister stuff.
$24.99 Sundays; $34.99 Fridays and Saturdays; $15 optional fast pass; $5 parking. 8 p.m.-2 a.m. Fridays and Saturdays; 8-11:30 p.m. Sundays; 8 p.m.-midnight Oct. 31. Through Nov 2. 8762 Thomas Road, Middletown, 513-423-9960, thelandofillusion.com.