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Machete Kills

By tt stern-enzi · October 9th, 2013 · Movie Previews
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One-man filmmaking band Robert Rodriguez returns with another grade-Z action flick featuring his favorite leather-faced anti-hero Machete (Danny Trejo), who, this time out, gets recruited by the President of the United States (Carlos Estevez aka Charlie Sheen) to sneak into Mexico to hunt down an arms dealer aiming to launch an attack on the world by sending a weapon of mass destruction into space.

Estevez/Sheen isn’t the only infamous pop cultural figure of lurking around this crazy set; be on the lookout for Mel Gibson and Lady Gaga, although this might be the perfect place for all of these locos to hang out because no one’s going to take Machete Kills seriously. Opens wide Oct. 11. Not screened in time for review



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