In perhaps the least important technological discovery ever, one iPhone 5S user learned the device can be unlocked using a nipple on the fingerprint sensor, leading people to try other weird appendages that should never touch a phone.
State Rep. John Becker, the same conservative behind Ohio’s proposed “Stand Your Ground” laws, wants U.S. Judge Timothy Black impeached for ruling that the state of Ohio must recognize a Cincinnati couple’s same-sex marriage in a death certificate. CINCINNATI -2
Police were able to nab two animal smugglers after Pop star Rihanna posted a selfie on Instagram in which she was holding a slow loris, an endangered, frequently smuggled primate that often dies while in transit. WORLD -1
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