Best news we already knew: Science has confirmed that just the taste of a single sip of beer can make you happier by jump-starting dopamine levels in your brain. WORLD +2
A poll from Quinnipiac University found that a plurality of Ohioans now support same-sex marriage (48 percent yay, 44 nay), following a trend first noted last fall by a Washington Post poll. CINCINNATI +2
An Albany, N.Y., high school English teacher might be fired after he/she assigned students to construct a persuasive argument to convince the teacher (staged in the assignment as a Nazi government official) of Nazi loyalties by arguing that “Jews are evil.” WORLD -1
A West Virginia high school student is filing an injunction against her principal after he threatened to punish her for speaking out against a factually inaccurate “slut-shaming” abstinence-only speaker by calling the college she plans to attend and defaming her character.
Cincinnati City Councilman Chris Seelbach called out The Enquirer for misreporting his condemnation of Xavier University’s selection of popular good-guy Anthony Munoz (who also supports the staunchly anti-gay Citizens for Community Values) as commencement speaker. CINCINNATI +1
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