The newest haute Hollywood beauty trend is a procedure called a “vampire facial,” which involves injecting your own blood — drawn from your arm — back into your face, to stimulate collagen production. WORLD -2
A Dayton police officer coined a term never before seen in a police report (or anywhere else) — “anal cleavage” — when reporting an offender was hiding syringes inside her … pants. CINCINNATI +1
An Atlanta software engineer tired of food has decided to permanently ditch eating in favor of a diet consisting only of a tasteless drink called Soylent that also kind of looks like vomit.
Cincinnati Right to Life opposes Medicaid expansion, which would, as they favor, save lives, because they consider hormonal birth control, which is covered under Medicaid, a form of abortion. CINCINNATI -2
Local chip guru Grippo’s Inc. issued a product recall because some bags of chips contain metal fragments, which are not barbecue-flavored. CINCINNATI -1
All three major cable news networks — CNN, MSNBC and Fox News — decided to air the name of the 16-year-old Steubenville rape victim to millions of viewers. WORLD -2
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