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Cincinnati vs. The World 03.20.2013

By Hannah McCartney · March 20th, 2013 · Cincinnati vs. The World
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The newest haute Hollywood beauty trend is a procedure called a “vampire facial,” which involves injecting your own blood — drawn from your arm — back into your face, to stimulate collagen production. WORLD -2

A Dayton police officer coined a term never before seen in a police report (or anywhere else) — “anal cleavage” — when reporting an offender was hiding syringes inside her … pants. CINCINNATI +1 

An Atlanta software engineer tired of food has decided to permanently ditch eating in favor of a diet consisting only of a tasteless drink called Soylent that also kind of looks like vomit.

WORLD -2 

Cincinnati Right to Life opposes Medicaid expansion, which would, as they favor, save lives, because they consider hormonal birth control, which is covered under Medicaid, a form of abortion. CINCINNATI -2 

Local chip guru Grippo’s Inc. issued a product recall because some bags of chips contain metal fragments, which are not barbecue-flavored. CINCINNATI -1

All three major cable news networks — CNN, MSNBC and Fox News — decided to air the name of the 16-year-old Steubenville rape victim to millions of viewers. WORLD -2 

THIS WEEK:
CINCINNATI -2, WORLD -6 

TO DATE:
CINCINNATI -9, WORLD -35

 
 
 
 

 

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