Picture this: Some badass ladies (aren’t we all?), pushing each other around, duking it out, getting all bloodied and bruised and (here’s the kicker), all on the roller skating rink. Sound appealing? If so, you will be glad to know that on Saturday, the Cincinnati Rollergirls roller derby returns to the Cincinnati Gardens with some new rules, new players and a brand new swag.
Returning to the competitive action are fan favorites Sadistic Sadie, Buckhead Betty and Hannah Barbaric
7 p.m.; tickets $5-$12. 2250 Seymour Ave., Avondale, cincinnatirollergirls.com.