So your Valentine’s Day holiday comprised a less-than-stellar night alone eating cold Thai leftovers and drinking a $3 bottle of red wine… in bed… alone… with your laptop. Sweet, that’s pretty close to what I do every year, too. This is your chance (and mine) for glorious, dancy redemption
. The Red Party, which gets down at one of Cincinnati’s most happening gay night clubs, The Diamond Palace, is the night club world’s take on a Valentine’s Day party, which ditches dozens of red roses for pomegranate martinis, plastic-encased chocolates for a saucy drag show performance and vanilla marriage proposals over dinner for all-night dancing to make up a sexy, wild singles rage that’ll send your memories of any and all V-Days spent alone straight to hell. Come dressed in red. Ages 18 and up. $5-$10 cover. 10 p.m.-4 a.m.; drag performance begins at 11:30 p.m. The Diamond Palace, 435 Elm St., Downtown. 513-721-4688.