Comedian Maronzio Vance hails from North Carolina, but he refuses to admit he’s from the South; after all, his home state starts with “North.” His storytelling style covers everything from shopping to sex. “I went into a Walmart last week and they had a Target inside it,” he tells an audience. “I’m like ‘damn, this is a big Walmart.’ And then the store just starts turning red on me. ‘Is this Target? I can’t afford Target.’ Walmart’s rolling back prices.