Maybe Hinson’s faux history (30-year prison sentence, fathering uncountable children, general mayhem) and real accomplishments (brief major label stint with Capitol, “Best Alt.
Country Song” win for
“Torture Town” from the Independent Music Awards in 2009, voicing Early
Cuyler on Squidbillies, playing guitar and bass for Billy Bob Thornton’s
Boxmasters, new self-released album Reloaded) are all just covers for
the actual truth: Unknown Hinson is an alien.
Like Superman, Hinson flew here from a doomed planet and invented Stuart Baker as his secret identity, who could then in turn invent Unknown Hinson, whose musical powers are increased a thousandfold under our yellow sun.
The only difference? There is no kryptonite that can stop Unknown Hinson. He is invincibility with a guitar and a crazy rhythm, a superhero, supervillain and superstar all rolled into one amped-up, ramped-up package.
UNKNOWN HINSON performs Saturday, Aug. 4 at the Ballroom at the Taft Theatre. Buy tickets, check out performance times and get venue details here.