Country Song” win for
“Torture Town” from the Independent Music Awards in 2009, voicing Early
Cuyler on Squidbillies, playing guitar and bass for Billy Bob Thornton’s
Boxmasters, new self-released album Reloaded) are all just covers for
the actual truth: Unknown Hinson is an alien.
Like Superman, Hinson flew here from a doomed planet and invented Stuart Baker as his secret identity, who could then in turn invent Unknown Hinson, whose musical powers are increased a thousandfold under our yellow sun.
The only difference? There is no kryptonite that can stop Unknown Hinson. He is invincibility with a guitar and a crazy rhythm, a superhero, supervillain and superstar all rolled into one amped-up, ramped-up package.
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