What do ground beef, onomatopoeia and a slew of fresh ingredients have in common? Well, nothing, really, unless you’re at the new gourmet burger restaurant WhackBurger in Covington. The small restaurant has been open for about a month now, serving big, juicy burgers with creative toppings right across the street from Madison Theater.
I’m a huge fan of restaurants with simple menus and a clear specialty, and WhackBurger takes the prize for both these things. They offer essentially one thing (you guessed it — burgers). There are 14 styles of burgers and six different sides. You pick one of each and pay the only price listed on the menu: $9.95. Simple, yes. But the options are anything but boring.
Take, for instance, the Egg & Green Chile burger with a fried egg, melted bleu cheese and green chile relish or the Aufiderzein with grilled sauerkraut, Swiss cheese and spicy mustard. Pow!
OK, so you might be wondering what’s up with the name and the sound effects. Inside the small storefront restaurant, at the end of the long bar-seating on the left side, you’ll find the inspiration for owner Mike Harwood’s first restaurant: pages and pages from action comic books covering the back wall. The rest of the space is small but open with only a few tables, and the storefront window makes it inviting and bright.
I headed down to WhackBurger on a recent Saturday night with my girlfriend and a couple friends. The size and seating options of the restaurant had us a little confused at first, being somewhere between a proper sit-down restaurant and a carry-out-only joint
I went with the Fried Green Tomato burger with beef on whole wheat and a side of fresh cut fries. This beast of a burger is topped with a slice of fried green tomato, pepper jack cheese, bacon, lettuce and malt vinegar mayonnaise. The beef was a thick patty cooked medium-well — just a hint of pink, but still very juicy. The toppings were piled high and the bun was sturdy enough not to turn into a mushy mess, which is quite a feat with a burger this juicy.
If I could pick any restaurant-reviewing super power, it might be the ability to fit a burger of this size into my mouth. But I did my best, nibbling through it until it was gone (I might the slowest eater in the world). This burger was very tasty, but the fried green tomato paired with the bacon and juicy beef makes it quite rich. Next time, I’ll try a lighter option like the Brie & Apple burger with grilled red apples, melted brie and ketchup. The fries were huge, fresh and tasty. But perhaps due to their size, we all found them to be overly oily.
My girlfriend is a vegetarian, so she went with the Black & Bleu burger with a black bean patty. The Black & Bleu has the usual blackened Cajun seasoning and bleu cheese crumbles with the addition of a spicy jalapeno hot sauce. The black bean patty was thick and flavorful, and we both loved Whack Burger’s spicy take on the Black & Bleu. We both also liked the broccoli slaw she chose as her side. It had lots of shredded broccoli in a thin and pretty typical cole slaw style dressing. Other sides include fresh cut chips, fruit salad and jambalaya.
I should also mention the turkey burger option, which our friends got on the Kalifornia burger they shared. The turkey was cooked through while still being a juicy tasty substitute for beef. They enjoyed the combination of avocado, sprouts, cheddar and salsa on the Kalifornia.
Overall, we all enjoyed our food and the experience. The only beef I have with Whack Burger is the lack of seating for larger parties. But with all the delicious options at a great price, I’m sure that won’t deter plenty of neighborhood regulars and concert-goers from coming back again and again. One caveat: You better go hungry. You’re not going to want to leave anything on your plate.
GO: 715 Madison Ave., Covington
HOURS: 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 5-10 p.m. Tuesday-Saturday
ENTREE PRICES: $9.95