"Why not?" That's what you should be asking yourself when presented with the opportunity to fling fish in Fountain Square. The city of Cincinnati isn't really known as a fishing spot, but who cares? Get together a team of four people and make sure they are capable of competitive fish-tossing.
Why? Fuck it, why not? Twenty bucks will register your whole team and, if you successfully chuck the most fish down the course in 60 seconds, each team member wins a $20 gift card, a trophy and the unmistakable stench of fishy victory. Rubber gloves and ponchos are provided for all participants. Teams can sign up online at myfountainsquare.com by 5 p.m. Wednesday. Non-flingers can catch all the fish-flinging action from the sidelines on the Square noon-1 p.m. What better way to spend your lunch break than watching whole, raw fish soar through the air. Go here for more fish-flinging information.