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The Painted Fish (Review)

A promising menu doesn’t match up with the dishes served

By Karen Christopfel · March 23rd, 2011 · Diner
Asian fusion restaurants seem to be in fashion lately, and The Painted Fish in Northside has thrown its hat into the ring with modern décor and an eclectic menu. The Fish has transformed the former Gajah Wong West space into a hip environment where the dining soundtrack is Passion Pit and the sushi chef is Nick, a young, energetic owner who hollered a greeting from the back sushi bar as we walked in.

As dining reviewers, we are very conscientious of the growing pains that new restaurants have and often give new spots a second chance to be fair. My first experience at The Painted Fish was not as good as I had hoped, so I decided to give it an opportunity to prove me wrong. However, after two visits, the same issue reared its head. There’s a disconnect between the menu descriptions and the product delivered to the table. Something is lost in translation.

On the first visit, we ordered Crab Rangoon ($6.95) and the White Hot Shrimp Specialty Roll ($12.95), a shrimp, tempura, cream cheese roll topped with spicy mayo and vegetables. In the game of “last meals,” my dinner date would choose chicken wings, so we had to have the Korean Style Chicken Wings ($7.95). On the second visit, we started with the Seared Ahi-Tuna Tataki ($11.95), described as a mildly spiced, lightly seared tuna sashimi.

The Crab Rangoon was as described, with perfectly deep-fried envelopes filled with a balance of cream cheese and flavorful, fresh crabmeat. The White Hot Shrimp and Korean Style Chicken Wings arrived next and … holy tempura, Batman! Unfortunately, the menu did not mention that the wings are fried in tempura batter. The splash of sweet and sour sauce drizzled on the wings did little to balance out the heavy batter.

The specialty roll was a monster the size of a roll of cookie dough and was also tempura fried. Frying did add a slight crunch that offset the cream cheese and shrimp, but the rolls were enormous and messy.

The Seared Ahi-Tuna Tataki was unrecognizable when delivered. I imagined, and rightly so according to the description, that the tuna would be rare and simply seared. The tuna came out as thin slices of tuna fried in panko bread crumbs and barely pink. I asked the server about the panko, and he stated that he, too, would have imagined it to be seared, as the menu described.

I was excited to see Bibimbop ($10.95) as an entrée. It’s a delicious Korean dish of rice, beautifully arranged vegetables and the protein of your choice (mine was tofu) topped with an over-easy egg and served in a hot stone bowl so the outer edge of the rice develops a delicious crust. As I mixed my Bimimbop dish with the accompanying hot sauce, I noticed that while the bowl was hot, the rice had no crunch whatsoever and was actually a bit gummy.

I was stirring away, but could not take my eyes off my date’s dish. Our server recommended the Sweet & Sour Wasabi Crusted Chicken ($12.95). He described a lightly crisped chicken with a light coating of brown sugar and wasabi served with sweet and sour sauce. Instead, a heavily breaded chicken breast was cut into strips beside a hash of spicy sweet potatoes with several large spears of steamed broccoli on the side. The dish looked like a meal you’d be served at an out-of-town conference.

On the second trip, we chose Japanese Chirashi ($13.95), an assortment of slices of sashimi served on a bed of rice, the Emerald Shrimp ($13.95), shrimp tossed in a spinach puree and served over rice, and the Surf and Turf ($14.95). The Chirahsi was served in a traditional Japanese lidded dish and the sashimi was fresh. The Emerald Shrimp was also good, but would have benefited from a little spice, as the pureed spinach sauce was a bit bland. The Surf and Turf, a seared, flat ribeye with seared five-spice scallops, was the best dish of both visits — the scallops were tender and delicious, and the ribeye was cooked perfectly medium rare and was a good cut of meat.

I like nothing more than falling in love with a meal or restaurant and writing a shining review, but there seems to be a disconnect at The Painted Fish. The menu sounds delicious, but the final product, more often than not, did not accurately reflect it. A great soundtrack and appetizing cuisine descriptions only gets a restaurant so far. You have a lot of competition, Painted Fish, and Northside needs you. You’ve got two out of three, but that only works in a Meatloaf song.

Go: 3937 Spring Grove Ave., Northside
Call:
513-386-9338
Surf:
www.thepaintedfish.net
Hours:
Tuesday-Friday 5 p.m.-10 p.m.; Friday-Saturday 5 p.m.- 11 p.m. (Lunch served Tuesday-Saturday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.)
Red Meat Alternatives:
Sushi, tofu dishes
Accessibility:
Wheelchair accessible

 
 
 
 

 

 
03.23.2011 at 02:50 Reply
My experiences at the Painted Fish have been continuously wonderful. I always order sushi so I cannot comment on the menu items, but the naughty veggie roll is hands down the best roll I've ever had (it is huge and fried, but I like that). The potato wasabi soup and the wasabi bloody Mary are both out of this world. Nick, the sushi chef, is super friendly and very accommodating. I requested my roll vegan and even brought a new cutting board, knife, etc. The music always rocks and the waitstaff is incredibly friendly. Sometimes the wait is long but I don't mind because it is totally worth it.

 

03.24.2011 at 03:00 Reply
This review is not on par with reality. I eat at the painted fish at least once a week. I am a culinary graduate and have been in the business 20 years. The tuna Tataki is a fantastic dish. It is very innovative and one of the best things I have ever had in my life. I cannot figure why the reviewer did not try the sushi at a sushi joint. I felt the painted fish and be done wrong. Just because a restaurant does something new it does not mean it is bad. After all you could go eat at one of Cincinnati other boring flavorless sushi joints. Try this place and see what you have been missing

 

 
 
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