— Conflicted in Colerain
You mean to tell me that there are actual wagers in fantasy sports leagues? That is the craziest shit I have ever heard. What is wrong with you? You’re gambling on something that doesn’t even exist in our world. Pay this dude his money because you don’t deserve to have any. None of you fantasy ballers do. Also, Conflicted, here’s an important life lesson to take with you: Never insult an Italian man’s masculinity by writing him a gay innuendo in the memo part of a check. You’re gonna get killed and no one will ever find your body because it’ll be ground up and put into Nonna’s Sunday lasagna. Capice?
Does Matarese know about this?,
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