This floppy-haired comedian and star of both his own Comedy Central show, Important Things With Demetri Martin, and the new Ang Lee film, Taking Woodstock, brings his live stand-up act to the Cintas Center on Xavier University’s campus
. His brand of clean, comedic musings often leads to observations like, “The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast” or “Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is. I gotta go by the outfit. Pants — uh oh. Bathing suit — OK. Naked — we’ll see. Should I be swimming faster or am I getting laid?” He also generally comes equipped with a guitar, an easel and a marker (to make diagrams). $20-$35. 7:30 p.m.
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