“I read where Wal-Mart won’t prosecute first time shoplifters if it’s under $25,” he says. “So I say tomorrow we all go to Wal-Mart and get a free gift. Some advice from your Uncle Lar.” Reeb’s one-liners are often a little bluer than that, something for which he’s noted. “I don’t know much about the Internet,” he says, “but I did figure out how to get the porn. I was watching porn on the Internet, until they kicked me out of the library. I shouldn’t have taken my pants off. Tip from your Uncle Lar, leave your pants on in the library.”Reeb performs Thursday- Sunday at The Funny Bone on the Levee. $15-$17. 859-957-2000.