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A Whole Lot More Chuck Norris

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By Jake Speed · August 16th, 2006 · Speedy Delivery
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Notes: We all know, love, and frequently forget about Chuck Norris. Why? Because he's too menacing to keep in the mind for longer than a brief interval. After hearing about the foiled terrorist plot to blow up more planes, I started worrying. What if security doesn't catch the next batch of bombers What if there's another 911? Can we count on our intelligence? I don't have all the answers, but I do know one man we can count on. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the only entity I know that can win the war on terror. Just watch reruns of Walker, Texas Ranger you'll know what I'm talking about.

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By: Jake Speed

August 13, 2006

You can try to blow us up, you can threaten and threaten

I ain't frettin one bit because we got a secret weapon

You think you got us running scared because you have terrorists

You better think again, remember: we got Chuck Norris

Terrorists beware, better take heed of this

You think you got explosive liquid, we got Chuck Norris spit

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken

If Chuck Norris wants a terrorist, he'll just start round house kicking

Listen up Mr.

President if you want to get rid of terrorists

Just call up God and ask if he will send a couple more Chuck Norrises

And in the chance God won't comply and give us what we ask

We'll just send up Chuck Norris to go and kick God's lazy ass

Terrorists beware, better take heed of this

The only weapons of mass destruction are Chuck Norris two fists

Once when in Russia, just for a little fun

Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.

Instead of fighting winless wars that make the whole world deplore us

How about we take a second and Google search Chuck Norris

And if he's busy mass emailing round-house kicks to strangers

We'll kill the evil-doers with reruns of Walker: Texas Ranger

Terrorists beware, better stop acting naughty

Cuz even Chuck Norris beard is a black belt in Karate

No, the world ain't falling apart, it's just a little bit porous

What it needs is a little more love and a whole lot more Chuck Norris

No, the world will not ignore us when we get a lot more Chuck Norris

I don't like this song's chorus, it could use a lot more Chuck Norris

The world needs a little more love and a whole lot more Chuck Norris.

 
 
 
 

 

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