This week's "List to Get Your Panties in a Bunch" comes from British cultural mag, Uncut, whose latest issue features their poll results for the 100 "Best Debut Albums." Considering most every other publicly voted on survey from England slobs the knobs of Oasis (one such poll recently named their debut, Definitely Maybe, the best album ever), we're going to guess the surveyed are artists or, at least, in the "biz." DefMaybe placed a mere No. 36 on Uncut's "debuts" list. The list showed its lack of perspective in other forms, though -- the Arctic Monkeys first album (released, what, two months ago?) placed No. 30 and The Arcade Fire's Funeral came in at 100. Mercifully, none of the Top 10 were released in the past five years -- The Velvet Underground and Nico topped the list, followed by Television's Marquee Moon, The Jimi Hendrix Experience's Are You Experienced, The Stone Roses, The Band's Music From Big Pink, The Clash, Led Zeppelin, Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures, Roxy Music and The Stooges. Keep this in mind: Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton both have albums coming soon, so the list could change at a moment's notice.
Hatch Springs Austin
Utah Senator Orin Hatch seems desperate for the musical community to embrace him.
Lovin,' Touchin,' Squeezin' Every Penny Out
Cardboard to the Rescue!
The numbers for music sales in the first half of '06 are in and they again reflect the ongoing trend away from compact discs and towards digital downloads. CD sales are down just 4.2 percent from last year, but download sales have gone up another staggering 77 percent, according to a recent report from Nielsen SoundScan. Labels are doing what they can to keep people going to the stores to buy music, offering CDs with various bonus features. Heck, we may see CEOs going door-to-door offering free back rubs if things don't turn around soon. Or labels might take the approach of Universal Music Group in Europe, where plans have been unveiled for new CD packaging formats. The conglomerate reportedly will now sell CDs in durable "super jewel cases" (because people don't buy CDs because the cases break too easily?) and also offer some discs with just a cardboard sleeve for the price of an album download on iTunes. For an extra buck, they'll write the track listing on the case in Sharpie instead of crayon.