Everybody Wants to Burn "Click here to Hear "Everybody Wants to Burn"
There's a priest in the east who's mad and flying off the handle There's a mouth in the south in a church much worse than a vandal There's a paperback pile a mile that's ready for return There's a deacon leaking word of DaVinci Code book burns
Everybody wants to burn They're scared of what they'll learn Everybody wants to burn
There's a kid who hid his book in the nook of his Bible There's a few in the pew who hide theirs too near the aisle There's Catholic traffic back in the fiction section They're curious, worried if they read they'll be anyone to catch'em
There's a truth on the loose set free by a tall-tale legend There's something pumping deeper than the priests suspected
There's a fire higher up hiding everybody's questions There's a smoke that blows out the pulpit needing inspection We're a nation based on information, The truth it lies in the congregation Don't be afraid that a page will grant damnation